Thursday, July 19, 2012

A BUG has stolen Guinevere's heart.

SO Guinevere has this fetish for this TARANTULA that is at the local pet store near her house in Oregon. When I went to visit last summer, we went to this pet store. Now a little something to know, any spider to me is a HUGE, disgusting, gross, scary, UGLY, spider. I usually kill them, squish them super hard and squeeze the tissue(s) as hard as I can telling myself and the spider who's boss and they shouldn't be trespassing. BUT this dumb, oddly nice spider was held that day!
YUCK! 
When Guinevere was going to place THAT on ME! 
Then here's Guinevere, all nonchalant about it....ya ya ya
SPiDER WOMAN!
At the end of my amazing time holding it (HA!)
We kissed it goodbye. Well I didn't but I'm sure Guinevere did and the spider probably now has a crush on Guinevere but she literally visits that thing like a few times a month...Poor spider with no soul.
tata spider I pretended to like!



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